Hot Honey Lemonade
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(Source: klainalsex)

420653

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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111207

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)

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ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

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shintaruo:

tv倒数日 by: 袋鼠的号

Permission to repost and translate has been given by artist.

Should you find my translation off, feel free to correct me.

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sadspaghetti:

thanks

sadspaghetti:

thanks

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DRAMAtical Murder

    Game-only Fans: DONT DROP THAT DICK-A-DICK
    Anime-only Fans: ...what is dick? no dick. fine aober, no homo.
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    me at 15: ew that's fucked up who could have a fetish for that
    me at 20: fuck
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precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

image

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dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(Source: desteil)

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burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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christmasdixon:

daveesstrider:

joshverdi:

nicolejanelle:

APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door.
Not sorry for all the Zelda spam.

It better make the noise when you open it

The noise

guys
it makes the noise

christmasdixon:

daveesstrider:

joshverdi:

nicolejanelle:

APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door.

Not sorry for all the Zelda spam.

It better make the noise when you open it

The noise

guys

it makes the noise